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- Deviant for 13 years
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MEIN RULES
1. Feel free to ask any questions or advice. Don't take zis too seriously. Don't be a "troll", either.
2. Every month, or occassion, zere vould be a theme. (ex. January: New Year's resolutions)
If jou have a theme-related question, ask at my journal post.
3. Explicit questions not allowed! Seriously.
4. No, I vill not marry jou. Or be jour "boy-friend". Or both.
5. [PERSONALITY SHIFT] EVERY THURSDAY IS MARSHMALLOW DAY!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!
[PERSONALITY SHIFT] What the slag?! No!!! [PERSONALITY SHIFT]
5. Jou may ask a question for yourself or OC.
ex.
{ Blitzwing,
What dress should I wear to my date this Saturday?
~Sallie
}
{ Yo Blitzwing!
What should I do about the stupid prongs on my head, man? I can't afford a new helmet!
~Plughead
}
6. Use good spelling and grammar at all times. Heil spellcheck!
7. Abuse mein account and I'll block jou. I'm serious. :|
8. Do not pester me vith "Vill jou be mein freund?" questions!
9. Don't ask me personal questions...about mein self.
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This account was made for fun, like a PLZ account. Don't take
it too seriously. Don't take it too stupidly, either.
Current Residence: Earth/Cybertron
Operating System: Mein Spark
MP3 player of choice: Mein self
Personal Quote: Never give up, never surrender...NEVER MIND!
1. Feel free to ask any questions or advice. Don't take zis too seriously. Don't be a "troll", either.
2. Every month, or occassion, zere vould be a theme. (ex. January: New Year's resolutions)
If jou have a theme-related question, ask at my journal post.
3. Explicit questions not allowed! Seriously.
4. No, I vill not marry jou. Or be jour "boy-friend". Or both.
[PERSONALITY SHIFT] What the slag?! No!!! [PERSONALITY SHIFT]
5. Jou may ask a question for yourself or OC.
ex.
{ Blitzwing,
What dress should I wear to my date this Saturday?
~Sallie
}
{ Yo Blitzwing!
What should I do about the stupid prongs on my head, man? I can't afford a new helmet!
~Plughead
}
6. Use good spelling and grammar at all times. Heil spellcheck!
7. Abuse mein account and I'll block jou. I'm serious. :|
8. Do not pester me vith "Vill jou be mein freund?" questions!
9. Don't ask me personal questions...about mein self.
----
This account was made for fun, like a PLZ account. Don't takeit too seriously. Don't take it too stupidly, either.
Current Residence: Earth/Cybertron
Operating System: Mein Spark
MP3 player of choice: Mein self
Personal Quote: Never give up, never surrender...NEVER MIND!
Favourite Visual Artist
Dich mutter
Favourite Movies
Terminator 1 & 2, Flood
Favourite Games
Jour mind.
Tools of the Trade
My so callled "Sanity"
Other Interests
freezing, burning, iron filings, jets, tanks
New Stellarcycle and All Sparks' Day.
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[ICY]
Ehhh...I haven't much time to go here anymore.
I am a very busy mech, but please continue send in zose questions.
So, zis time, ze themes of ze questions to be asked are about New Year's/New Stellar Cycle und Valentine's Day/*All Sparks' Day.
All Sparks' Day not to be confused with AllSpark's Day
Do jou have problems vith zat New Year's Resolution? Zhen, go ask me.
Und nein...I vill not hook jou up vith anyone on ze 14th. It's your own zhing. :|
Und nein...don't hook me up vith anybody eizher. :|
[HOTHEAD]
~hotheadplz (https://www.deviantart.com/hotheadplz) ALL SPARKS' DAY IS FOR SISSIES!
[RANDOM]
Ooh, not if you rip out hearts und sparks und play mind games!
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Merry Straxmus!
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[ICY]
Vell, zat's vat zey call it back on Cybertron.
I haven't been here for eons...I have been doing my work. And it is none of jour business.
But I do apologize for not being able to come up vith a theme journal for Christmas/Straxmus/Hannukah/Kwanzaa/Vhatever else...
Hmmm...vhat I like doing for ze Holidays? Sit inside and drink eggnog or hot chocolate and read by ze heating unit.
[HOTHEAD]
FORGET ZAT SISSY CRAP!
I WANNA HAVE A SNOWBALL FIGHT NOW!!!
[RANDOM]
Oooohhh. I like biting ze heads of Gingerbread people and pretend zat zhey're screaming in agony....AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Ack.
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[ICY]
So...here I am. I'm down vith some sort of virus.
It all started last veek after my Crazy persona decided to volf down all zose Halloween candies.
:sneeze:
Ugh...
[RANDOM]
Ooh! Mein nose gave birth to baby boogers!!!! Awww, zhey're sooooo goooeey and green...I like green. :giggle:
Okay...I'll go deliver MORE baby boogers...:picknose:
Just so cute. :aww:
~blitzwingrandomplz (https://www.deviantart.com/blitzwingrandomplz)
[ICY]
I highly apologize for ze inconveniences. Not zat it really meant anyzing to me.
Any suggestions on vat I should do to get rid of zis Cybertronian counter-part of the human "Common Cold"??
:iconblitzwingplz:
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G'day blitzwing!
Thought I might stop by for a vist.
I love bots who have accents that aren't from America, by the way.
Okay here's My question:
have you ever thought about visiting other countries on your days off such as Australia?
Thought I might stop by for a vist.
I love bots who have accents that aren't from America, by the way.
Okay here's My question:
have you ever thought about visiting other countries on your days off such as Australia?
I'm BoReD aSkInG pEoPle on TuMblEh... Tumbleh...! Oh well, got another question,
What's your reaction to me shipping myself with you? (I'm going to explode from laughter! 'Cause this is going to be priceless!) XD
~Sethadore
What's your reaction to me shipping myself with you? (I'm going to explode from laughter! 'Cause this is going to be priceless!) XD
~Sethadore
What are true thoughts about humans? Sure they can be dumbafts, I'm a killer so I dunno! But still, what are your thoughts?
~Sandy the killer
~Sandy the killer
Why hello there Blitzwing
so, are you a German accent?
~Ghost, The Spirit of Lavender Town from Pokemon
so, are you a German accent?
~Ghost, The Spirit of Lavender Town from Pokemon
mr. blitzwing
do you think that lugnut is a closet brony? (a male who likes my little pony:friendship is magic.)
your old pal
astrotrain.
do you think that lugnut is a closet brony? (a male who likes my little pony:friendship is magic.)
your old pal
astrotrain.
Blitzwing, what is your opinion on Megatron's newest scheme to destroying the Autobots; the Predicons?
~ Terrorfire
~ Terrorfire
Hi Blitzwing! this is a pretty disturbing ( But it will be funny for Random).......
Do you think Lugnut is.... gay?
Do you think Lugnut is.... gay?